They call it a Punch Wrap. It’s made up of a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza (your choice of meat topping) wrapped in not one, but two Taco Bell Crunch Wraps. I’m about to take my first bite because it’s a Friday night after the Hollywood Hotel open mic (which means it’s Comics Unite Friday), [...]
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From the Vault: OKLAHOMA CITIZEN’S PROCLAMATION FOR NOT TAKING SALLY KERN SERIOUSLY
(I wrote this in response to Sally Kern‘s proclamation for morality a couple years ago. If you weren’t here at the time or weren’t paying attention, Sally wrote this bloviating proclaimation about how the gays were ruining the economy and the world and we needed good patriots like her to save us. She then had this [...]
List: The 11 Most Ridiculous Pieces of OKC Thunder Merchandise I Could Find
Let it never be said that the NBA is bad at branding. I remember all of the bitching and whining when the OKC Thunder logo was first announced; between the advertising genius of the NBA and the basketball genius of Durant and Co. , the city seems to have warmed up to that logo quite [...]
10 Types of Documentaries We Can Live Without
(Bummed out about all the negativity? Try out 20 Documentaries Everyone Should See, Pt 1) I’m a big fan of documentaries. I especially enjoy social and cultural documentaries. They can’t all be winners though. And as I see more of them, I have begun to witness a few themes that are, well, over done. [...]
Memo to Conservatives regarding Voting Practices, Stolen by Kevin Dodd
Dear Conservative Brethren, We have had yet another breach in security. I take full blame for it; I will no longer be clicking on Internet ads claiming to give away free boner pills. As an added precaution, I downloaded an anti-virus program which I found on the Internet. So rest assured, only God’s chosen warriors [...]
DIO Fan Art: For the one dude on Google who was searching for it
So, since I can see what people are searching for now, I can see when people search for something like “Dio Fan Art”- Dio, of course, referring to Ronnie James Dio, 70′s and 80′s metal vocal legend. We felt bad that someone had come to our door seeking something so unimpeachably awesome and left empty [...]
Must Love Sweater Vests: Primary Season Craigslist Ads
By Cody Bromley and Kevin Dodd — DIVORCED SEEKING SAME Older silver fox seeks open minded lady for open relationship or NSA fun. Come gaze at the stars with me! Important: Must be in good health!!! Call me soon. 281-PEA-CHES — 77 COUNTIES TO LOVE Single red state seeking social-conservative for [...]
Who the Eff Are You People? An Annotated Guide to Our Most Unexpected Search Terms
Up until now, I have been focused on the content side of this whole project and have neglected my webmaster duties. I’ve been making up for that this week, and I have discovered a whole new world of nerd-fuckery that I can obsess about. One such angle is the fact that I now can analyze [...]
Leah Kayajanian – The Knee Choppers of Whore Island, OR I Pay Tribute to the Crazy People Who Inspire All the Stories
“Scott, drink five,” I say, throwing down the five of diamonds. “Goddamnit,” Scott says. “Scott,” Taylor says, “drink five.” She tosses the five of clubs on the table. Amber can barely wait to throw down her card. “Drink five, Scott!” Scott turns to his only man-friend who’s still awake, Steve. “See what I mean, [...]
The Bigfoot Effect
They’re out there, lurking in the shadows. Outside a recent Santorum rally, a possible sighting only bolsters the Republican belief. They lie dormant, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Once awakened, they are unstoppable. They are the Ultra-Conservatives. They are elusive creatures, so counting their numbers is almost impossible. They don’t often appear in [...]
