Archiving The Apocalypse: 12/21/12

In the same way that scribes have faithfully recorded the Bible throughout the centuries, we too at have kept documentation of the Dec. 21, 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. These data fragments were collected via web transmissions recovered from once popular social media platforms: Tumblr and Facebook. Oh, and because we are totally trustworthy we have linked to our sources. No word on how other preservation efforts are going, but we expect a world summit to present findings in 2013.

We presume this small blonde woman, after jumping social media platforms, succeeded in her mission to save us all. Thank you Buffy Anne Summers, because of your valiant efforts to keep our world from slipping down into the mouth of Hell, I rejoice in all that is good today. Let us now take a moment of silence to remember all those who were not lost during the Mayan Apocalypse.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *